Dimsatrull is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, loving ant.

Dimsatrull created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimsatrull, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dimsatrull, she will jump up and down on your head.

Dimsatrull's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dimsatrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always obey Dimsatrull's priests.