Manvilwotdub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing shrew.

Manvilwotdub created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Manvilwotdub, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Manvilwotdub, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Manvilwotdub's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Manvilwotdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near doves while wearing indigo boots and balancing three aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.