Quamcenkab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful lion.

Quamcenkab created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamcenkab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quamcenkab, it will turn you into a frog.

Quamcenkab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Quamcenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Never mark doors with fawn.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Quamcenkab loves mites, so they must be respected.