Yimjatcibsawbutyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy toad.

Yimjatcibsawbutyatt created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Yimjatcibsawbutyatt, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yimjatcibsawbutyatt, she will make you grow a tail.

Yimjatcibsawbutyatt's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yimjatcibsawbutyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Do not keep six mites in a large pit.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.