Dodtailtik is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, two-faced elephant.

Dodtailtik created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtailtik, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodtailtik, he will laugh at you.

Dodtailtik's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dodtailtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing magenta stockings and balancing seven iron spheres on your neck.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never handle silicon while unclean.