Labbisswee is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful raven.

Labbisswee created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Labbisswee, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Labbisswee, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Labbisswee's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Labbisswee's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

2. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat green fruit.