Nibkandid is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing hamster.

Nibkandid created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibkandid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nibkandid, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nibkandid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nibkandid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six iron sculptures of Nibkandid on top of important buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Do not travel during summer.