Midabgessjop is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, stupid naga.

Midabgessjop created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Midabgessjop, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Midabgessjop, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Midabgessjop's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Midabgessjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with pride.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not fashion tools from tin.

4. Midabgessjop must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never point your head toward the north during prayer.