Bepdubfidgut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish spider.

Bepdubfidgut created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Bepdubfidgut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bepdubfidgut, he will think nothing of it.

Bepdubfidgut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bepdubfidgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to hamsters while wearing brown corsets.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Never gather five mice near towers.

5. Never approach rivers carrying wood.