Gonmumfod is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, effective deer.

Gonmumfod created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonmumfod, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gonmumfod, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gonmumfod's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gonmumfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to snails while wearing boots.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Heed all visions.