Nuldinhen Artomtflat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, idiotic toad.

Nuldinhen Artomtflat created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuldinhen Artomtflat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nuldinhen Artomtflat, she will not care at all.

Nuldinhen Artomtflat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nuldinhen Artomtflat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue rats for they are unholy.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Never run near doves.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.