Figkompon Cinbanjan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair giraffe.

Figkompon Cinbanjan created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Figkompon Cinbanjan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Figkompon Cinbanjan, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Figkompon Cinbanjan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Figkompon Cinbanjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three dogs in a large pit.

2. Never travel toward the west during summer.

3. Never mark doors with blue.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Figkompon Cinbanjan in the centre of the settlement.