Quaftafomt is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, intelligent crane.

Quaftafomt created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Quaftafomt, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quaftafomt, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quaftafomt's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Quaftafomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear green rings.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not take Quaftafomt's name in vain.