Dudnabbat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful wyrm.

Dudnabbat created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudnabbat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudnabbat, he will turn you into a duck.

Dudnabbat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dudnabbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to eagles while wearing kilts.

2. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

3. Never wear gray trousers on sacred days.

4. Always store aubergines above ground.

5. Never play with disobedient children.