Betjam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous hydra.

Betjam created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Betjam, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Betjam, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Betjam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Betjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear cyan ear rings.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.