Miphasmum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered centaur.

Miphasmum created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miphasmum, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Miphasmum, it will send minions to preach to you.

Miphasmum's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Miphasmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never adorn your head with orange markings.

5. Do not make images of living things.