Mutmablig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unjust jellyfish.

Mutmablig created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mutmablig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mutmablig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Mutmablig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Mutmablig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Do not laugh in public.