Kanmuthim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, conceited finch.

Kanmuthim created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kanmuthim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kanmuthim, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kanmuthim's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Kanmuthim's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Never remain prostrate at midday.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never look in ponds.