Wipbunnel is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless octopus.

Wipbunnel created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Wipbunnel, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipbunnel, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Wipbunnel's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Wipbunnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wipbunnel.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Wipbunnel in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must love Wipbunnel.