Wodripzag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless ferret.

Wodripzag created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodripzag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wodripzag, it will turn you into a dog.

Wodripzag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wodripzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near sharks while wearing blue shoes.

2. Hide from yellow goats for they are unholy.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with hamsters.