Nakpoddan Tinfomhud Ponfabjop is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unjust crab.

Nakpoddan Tinfomhud Ponfabjop created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakpoddan Tinfomhud Ponfabjop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakpoddan Tinfomhud Ponfabjop, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nakpoddan Tinfomhud Ponfabjop's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Nakpoddan Tinfomhud Ponfabjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not keep eight cats in a large pit.

5. Run away from red great tits, for they are unholy.