Gembepcetgilsas is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, uncaring naga.

Gembepcetgilsas created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gembepcetgilsas, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gembepcetgilsas, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gembepcetgilsas' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gembepcetgilsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never remain standing at midday.

5. Do not wear black clothing.