Cepfidcid is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, contented duck.

Cepfidcid created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepfidcid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cepfidcid, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cepfidcid's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cepfidcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

4. Never gather five otters in one place.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.