Afbinmiszenartfutveengam is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, calm pig.

Afbinmiszenartfutveengam created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afbinmiszenartfutveengam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Afbinmiszenartfutveengam, she will manifest in front of you.

Afbinmiszenartfutveengam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Afbinmiszenartfutveengam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Never wear pink tights on sacred days.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.