Listhigfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, intelligent troll.

Listhigfarn created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listhigfarn, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Listhigfarn, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Listhigfarn's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Listhigfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.