Latlistapp Gepstigfom is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, strong unicorn.

Latlistapp Gepstigfom created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latlistapp Gepstigfom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Latlistapp Gepstigfom, it will not care at all.

Latlistapp Gepstigfom's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Latlistapp Gepstigfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.