Gattabnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a small, impressive fish.

Gattabnurt created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gattabnurt, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gattabnurt, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gattabnurt's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gattabnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with pride.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.