Mansoglarp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing snake.

Mansoglarp created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mansoglarp, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mansoglarp, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Mansoglarp's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Mansoglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to tortoises while wearing magenta kilts.

5. Never go into purple rooms.