Babrawsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unfair dove.

Babrawsaw created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Babrawsaw, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babrawsaw, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Babrawsaw's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Babrawsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never wear purple tights on sacred days.

4. Always help sick doves.

5. Do not leap at mountains.