Wipwatfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, temperamental ferret.

Wipwatfarn created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wipwatfarn, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wipwatfarn, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wipwatfarn's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wipwatfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas on fasting days.

2. Never feed pineapples to dolphins while wearing violet skirts.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wipwatfarn.