Loopabtipbat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, two-faced warg.

Loopabtipbat created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Loopabtipbat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Loopabtipbat, she will cry a lot.

Loopabtipbat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Loopabtipbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.