Fabkinsaktaldaphensaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful butterfly.

Fabkinsaktaldaphensaf created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabkinsaktaldaphensaf, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fabkinsaktaldaphensaf, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fabkinsaktaldaphensaf's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fabkinsaktaldaphensaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

5. Never write about planets.