Veennegjap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful fly.

Veennegjap created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Veennegjap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Veennegjap, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Veennegjap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Veennegjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Veennegjap loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Never look in ponds.