Kadstafrat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, contented dryad.

Kadstafrat created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadstafrat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kadstafrat, she will turn you into a plant.

Kadstafrat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kadstafrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not place carrots upon stone.

3. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with squirrels.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.