Arnnelgen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, prudent clam.

Arnnelgen created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnnelgen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Arnnelgen, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Arnnelgen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Arnnelgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

4. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

5. Never talk about gravity near ducks while wearing black coats and balancing six zinc spheres on your feet.