Kabrutsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, prudent sheep.

Kabrutsaw created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabrutsaw, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kabrutsaw, it will laugh at you.

Kabrutsaw's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Kabrutsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Do not wear scarves marked with blue.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.