Flam is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, effective
deer.
Flam created the Sun eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flam, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Flam, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Flam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Flam's Holy Commandments1. Never go into indigo rooms.
2. Never remain kneeling at midday.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Flam.
4. Put Flam first in all things.
5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.