Tagdinwad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, narcissistic parrot.

Tagdinwad created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagdinwad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tagdinwad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tagdinwad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tagdinwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not keep nine rats in a large pit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Never eat green fruit.