Bamnarlbif is a god.

He takes the form of a large, prudent otter.

Bamnarlbif created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamnarlbif, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bamnarlbif, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bamnarlbif's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bamnarlbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your back with red.

2. Never cross crossroads at midday.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Erect nine silver sculptures of Bamnarlbif on top of important buildings.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.