Gundusswit Sabtendidlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, amazing swan.

Gundusswit Sabtendidlarp created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gundusswit Sabtendidlarp, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gundusswit Sabtendidlarp, he will turn you into a worm.

Gundusswit Sabtendidlarp's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Gundusswit Sabtendidlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gundusswit Sabtendidlarp's name in vain.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Never allow horses to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.