Pondimmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced fox.

Pondimmeg created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pondimmeg, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pondimmeg, she will destroy your home solar system.

Pondimmeg's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Pondimmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never wear red trousers on sacred days.

4. Never remain bowed at dawn.

5. Never write about moons.