Yamdav is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental bee.

Yamdav created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamdav, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yamdav, it will send you a sign.

Yamdav's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Yamdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never sprint in the presence of frogs.

4. Never whisper while facing north.

5. Do not prepare bread while filled with pride.