Lityakstan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, clever owl.

Lityakstan created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lityakstan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lityakstan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Lityakstan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Lityakstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from wood.

2. Never feed gooseberries to horses while wearing yellow rings.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.