Wotkimhot is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, smart squid.

Wotkimhot created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Wotkimhot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wotkimhot, he will turn you into a dog.

Wotkimhot's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wotkimhot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Wotkimhot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Wotkimhot loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Never stain your neck with cyan.

5. Always remove boots before entering holy places.