Nellikwotfedloopyog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful gnu.

Nellikwotfedloopyog created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellikwotfedloopyog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nellikwotfedloopyog, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nellikwotfedloopyog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nellikwotfedloopyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.