Libkamjap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient duck.

Libkamjap created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libkamjap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Libkamjap, he will try to impress you with trees.

Libkamjap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Libkamjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Never gather seven birds in one place.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Libkamjap.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never think about dark energy near snails while wearing pink kilts and balancing five lead spheres on your face.