Wotbetyamhannat Narlsisgil is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable badger.

Wotbetyamhannat Narlsisgil created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotbetyamhannat Narlsisgil, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wotbetyamhannat Narlsisgil, it will turn you into a sheep.

Wotbetyamhannat Narlsisgil's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Wotbetyamhannat Narlsisgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

2. Never think about dark energy near cats while wearing yellow trousers and balancing five carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.