Dadfunyogcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, contented giraffe.

Dadfunyogcuss created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Dadfunyogcuss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dadfunyogcuss, he will be mildly annoyed.

Dadfunyogcuss' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dadfunyogcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dadfunyogcuss.

5. Do not make images of living things.