Basstagsug is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful horse.

Basstagsug created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Basstagsug, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Basstagsug, it will laugh at you.

Basstagsug's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Basstagsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Run away if six nematodes approach from the north.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.