Bidhinbig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing salamander.

Bidhinbig created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidhinbig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bidhinbig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bidhinbig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bidhinbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to turtles while wearing cyan tights.

2. Never point your hands toward the west during prayer.

3. Never adorn your back with orange markings.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.